Funny Prue Quotes

[**~~Dark Emperess~~**]

When Prue walks in on Leo taking a shower. Leo opens the shower curtain, and Prue says, "Leo. Nice orbs."
That was my favorite Prue line. ;D ;D

[**~~Dark Emperess~~**]

I like it when Prue says to Leo, "Why don't you get up there and whitelight a fire under your bosses butts."

[~*~Kit_The_Kat~*~]

From "Sleuthing With The Enemy"~

Krell: "I am Krell, a Zotar."
Prue: "Hi, I'm Prue, a Scorpio."


From "The Good, The Bad, and The Cursed"~

Cole: "You gotta hold my hand."
Prue: "This all ready sucks."


From "Blinded by the Whitelighter"~

Prue: "Piper froze ya."
Natalie: "She what?"
Prue: "Yep!"

Natalie: "That means no more braless, strapless, fearless attire."
Prue: "Okay, but then I have nothing to wear."

Natalie: "Okay, let's pretend that I'm the enemy."
Prue: "Oh, that is so easy."

[CharmingP4]

~"Innocents and alleys, don't they ever learn?"
~"I'm gonna win this fight and save your ass, that way I can kick it later."
~Piper:"We have to find a way to hide the, rutabega."
Prue: "The rutabega?"
Piper: "Its the code word for the thing we're not supposed to talk about."
Prue: "Ohh, the rutabega."
~(all thoughts)
Piper: "Yea, next time get your own damn lipstick."
Prue: "I heard that."
Piper: "I love you!"
Prue: "Bite me."
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[Newlycharmed]

Prue: What are you doing?
Piper: I think you've got fleas.
Prue: You know what? That's so not funny because I think I do.
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Piper: I can't believe we got arrested for kidnapping ourselves.
Prue: It should make for a pretty interesting defense.
Piper: You think this is funny? Not only are we stuck in jail, we're stuck in the past.
Prue: Yes, I know, Piper. I've been following.
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I mean, how come we can't fight the demon of cleanliness or the demon of housekeeping, or even that really big bald guy, Mr. Clean? I would so totally take him on.
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Stairs can be sobering
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I'm gonna win this fight and save your ass, that way I can kick it myself later.
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Cole: You've got to hold my hand.
Prue: This already sucks.
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Prue: And you consider that proper work atier?
Jack: Hey if you can get away with wearing that i can certaintly get way with wearing this. I mean no wonder nobody gets any work done around her you look wow!
Prue: Flattery will get you no where.
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I fell asleep, I woke up, and suddenly it's Thursday
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Piper: Freeze.
Phoebe: Kick.
Prue: Send flying.
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[Amanda]

Piper: The only Halliwel that likes earthquakes (to Prue)

Prue: I don't like them , but I don't go running naked through the house screaming "RUN FOR YOUR LIFE" either

Pheobe: Okay that is such an exaggeration. I was wearing slippers.
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Prue: I'm gonna win this fight and save your ass, that way I can kick it myself later. (to Pheobe)
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Prue: Stairs can be sobering.
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Pheobe: This costume happens to be a protest statement.

Prue: I am so impressed that you can make a protest statement and show cleavege at the same time.

Pheobe: Thanks
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Piper: You know, I don't wanna be one of those old married lepers that nobody thinks is fun anymore.

Prue: You've never been fun Piper.

Piper: I've always been fun, Prue. I'm just Mrs. Fun now.

Prue: Oh, Mrs. Fun.
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Prue: I came, I saw, I was perky.
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Prue: (stirring a potion) I feel like I should be cackling.
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Prue: (to Piper) You know what, you are a smartass!
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Prue: That was an antique you asshole!
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Jack: Can I take you out to dinner?

Prue: I dont think so.

Jack: Come on let me buy you a drink.

Prue: I dont think so.

Jack: Well can I at least have my phone back?

Prue: I don't think so.

Pheobe: Oooh I like it!
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Piper: (at their highschool reunion) Prue I cant, look. I cant explain it, but being around these people makes me feel exactly like when I was 16, invisible and inferior.

Prue: You want me to beat them up? Cause I-I-'ll beat them up one by one.
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ok i'm finally finished! lol sorry i know a lot of Prue quotes since she was my fav
~Amanda