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Post by Newlycharmed on Sept 12, 2004 23:33:51 GMT -5
Hey everyone,
We know that everyone always likes to have a good laugh every now and then, so we decided to come up with a Funny Stories/Embarassing Moments section. So you guys and gals can come here and write about any of those life experiences that have happened to you (some that you may want to forget and some that are so funny that you want to tell over and over again). Happy posting!!
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Post by Newlycharmed on Sept 12, 2004 23:39:57 GMT -5
Well I figured I would start out with the two that I had posted on my chit chat area just to get it started so here's the first one:
When i was in middle school i did the school plays (monsters Incorporated, Cinderella). in Cinderella i was one of the stepsisters, and we had practiced this scene in the play where one of my other sisters was supposed to bump me off the chair so she could try on the glass slipper..needless to say she bumped me off with a little bit more oomph than we all figured she would....i ended up "flashing" all the kids in the play. well not really flashing but we had these old corset dresses...you get my drift...so the thing was just about everyone in the front row saw my underwear.
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Post by Newlycharmed on Sept 12, 2004 23:40:29 GMT -5
And here is #2:
i was a junior in high school and i was at track practice. it was maybe a week before our big indoor meet and about a week and a half before christmas. at my school we have our own television channel that the seniors run. so a couple of the seniors dress up as santa and mrs. claus, the really jolly ghost from "A Christmas Carol" and rudolph. so i called my house and told my family to bring my sister up so she could see santa. so they brought her up and she was on tv and told him what she wanted and al that good stuff....well me and a friend decided to go see santa ourselves. so let me set up the atmosphere for you all. santa is sitting on a big red chair, mrs claus is standing next to him, the christmas ghost is behind him on a stool, rudolph is in front, and a christmas tree is in the corner. me and my friends rob walk in...we both have on track running pant...you know the spandex ones that are really smooth...yeah well we go in and we decided to each sit on a leg....so i go to sit on santa's left leg and the next thing i know.....i slipped off his leg and fell into the wall and the christmas tree......(i'll wait for the laughter to die down before i go on any further). all i remember hearing was cut to the tree! cut to the tree, but they couldn't really cut to the whole tree cuz' i was under it like a freshly wrapped present. my aunt was outside watching it on the tv(she decided to stick around and pick me up from practice once it was over). she said all she saw on the screen was this one ornament holding on for life to the top of the tree(you know like the ornament on the charlie brown tree?) so i regained my composure to get back on santa's lap.....the christmas ghost had fallen off the stool he was laughing so hard and santa was in the process of wetting his pants from laughter....i was so embarassed. so rob and i told santa what we wanted and left laughing out loud.....so i got home to the phone ringing off the hook. all of my friends were calling to do nothing but let me listen to them crack up on the phone....but the best was my best friend...she didn't see it but she told me that another one of our friends had called her and she wanted to know how my dignity was....i told her it was super.....i had been through something like this before right (refer to cinderella play)? another one of my friends had been watching it on tv and she began laughing so hard that her mother had to come upstairs and find out what was wrong....then the best thing about it was that the next year i was in the television class...my professor knew who i was right away...so one day when class wasn't really going anywhere they busted out the tape and we watched it in class (regular speed, slow-mo)....we must've watched it over 100 times
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Post by CharmingP4 on Sept 13, 2004 0:33:21 GMT -5
oh wow i will have fun here.....now my memory is kinda shot these days (paige is rubbing off on me) so i can't say my most embarresing moment....but i have several...actually....a lot i wasnt' even embarresed.... but it does go to show my kutzyness.... lets see.... okay this i swear is a true story....it was prob one of my top klutzy days in all of HS....
so first i woke up, tired and out of it as always and this was in my old house i had my own bathroom in my room. so i rolled out of bed (litterally, my mattress was on the floor), ungracefully got to my feet and walked to my bathroom only to have my bookcase jump in my way and walk into me (yes it walked into me...of course it was so early that i just shook it off and went right into the bathroom...so i get showered and dressed and all that fun stuff, grab my bookbag and go upstairs (the upstairs was mainlevel in our house) and on my way out the front door, i tripped over my cat...poor thing. okay so school went on......don't remember too much specifics....okay lunch time...we're eating at our usual table...talking joking...i take a huge chug of milk, choke on it (HOW DO YOU CHOKE ON MILK?) and spray it all over the table and my friend evan sitting across from me.......then later on that day i was walking upstairs for a class and somehow i tripped and fell UP the stairs....that...was painful and embarresing...though i was helped up by some senior dude....then during my last class of the day i went to stand up from my chair and somehow my laces had gotten stuck under the leg of the chair and i fell on my face........so of course while i am talking to my buds afterschool i am actually laughing becuase of all that had happened, enjoying my klutzyness and such, my friends mom stopped to pick us up and as we are walking across the street to get into the car, i walk into a parked car....wasn't quite watching where i was going...........and finally the rest of the day was good without anymore and i thought my streak was over....i even made it through my swing dance classes without falling or anything.....and lo and behold when i get dropped off at home i get out of the car and run to the front porch and hit my elbow real hard on the side of the house.......safe to say i went right inside crawled into bed and hid from myself.....
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Post by ~*~Kit_The_Kat~*~ on Sept 13, 2004 13:09:37 GMT -5
I trip up the stairs all the time  and fall down the stairs every 9 years, hence the reason I now live in a one level home now..... after the last fall at 27, I wasn't gonna take any chances.... |
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Post by Newlycharmed on Sept 14, 2004 0:19:37 GMT -5
i just realized that i have a lot of embarassing moments or funny stories to write in here. so here goes the next one.
I was a freshmen in high school and i had just torn my ACL in my knee so i was on crutches. because i was on crutches i got to leave class five minutes early so i wouldn't have to deal with all the students walking in the hallways and possibly hitting my knee. one of the other plusses was that i got my very own elevator key(which you had to put in the key hole and hold until the elevator got there...it was a bit of a pain and very time consuming). i had gotten pretty good with getting around to my classes and didn't need the help of another student anymore.....or so i thought. i ended up leaving my class a little bit later than expected and i tried to race down to the elevator before everyone got out of class. out of pure luck there was the elevator...another person on crutches was getting off of it and i thought that i could make it. welll wouldn't you know that just a few steps from getting to the elevator the bell rings and here comes every student possible getting in my way. so i try to race for the elevator, but the door has begun to close and i still thought that apparently i was invincible and could make it. needless to say the elevator door partially closed on my face, bending my glasses and cutting me above my eye. a couple of seniors saw that happen and they started laughing. i was so embarassed by that point i crept into the corner of the elevator and just prayed that the door would shut faster than normal. i hobbled to class as though nothing happened but when one of my friends asked me about my eye and why my glasses were bent (i still didn't know at that point that i was bleeding) i had to fess up. all of my classmates got a good laugh out of that one.
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Post by CR on Sept 14, 2004 19:36:09 GMT -5
this happend to me in year 9 seeing i go to a catholic school we had just come bac from retreat and seeing there was no use going to class we were told to stay in side the school my firends and i were walking around when we deside to go down to the scince labs ro see another friend. as we walked down there i was being silly and was jumping up and down we got to the stairs (out side conctreat )i went to step down them and instead of puting on foot on the ground both feet went up in the air and i went flying down the stairs (thank god there was only 3 stairs ) to top it off the bell had gone and all the 11's and 12 had just come out of class my friends were at the top of the stairs laughing the 11's and 12's were laughing and i was sitting on the ground going "ouch that hurt " and laughing !
i always make sure i watch the stairs now but it did not help me the other day i was tlking to a teacher and lost my footing and sliped only fell on to the stairs did not fall down then but there were a group of year tens there so ya can see they found it funny i was laughing as well i think that sort of threw them any other girl in my grade(11) would have gone bright red i just laughed !
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Post by CharmingP4 on Sept 20, 2004 23:30:23 GMT -5
this happened to me just yesterday after we left the museam, we were walking to the car and i was staring at this cute guy and not listening to whatever my grandmother was saying to me, and didn't realize that one of the sidewalk squares was almost an inch out of place and tripped and near about fell on my face!
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