Post by TrustNo1SM on Jan 17, 2005 17:33:16 GMT -5
Hey I thought you guys might like this story.
~Ash
RINDERCELLA
Once upon a time in a Coreign Fountry there lived a qeautiful birl, and her name was Rindercalla. She lived with her mugly other and her two sigly usters. Also in this coreign fountry there lived a very pransome hince, and he was going to have a bancy fall. Now he had invited all the people riles amound, especially the pich reople. Well, Rindercella wanted to go to the bancy fall, but all she had to wear was some old rirty dags. So when her mugly other and her two sigly usters went to buy some drancy fesses so they could go to the bancy fall, Rindercella couldn’t go, so she just cat down and sried. And while she was citting and srying her gary mod father said, “Now Rindercella, you can go to the bancy fall, but you be home by nidmight or I’ll purn you into a tumpkin.” So Rindercella climbed into the cig baoch and with her hix white sorses, and went to the bancy fall. And when she got there the pransome hince saw her because he was watching from behind a widen hindow. And they nanced all dight, untile nidmight, and they lell in fove. And just then the mid-clock struck night, and Rindercella staced down the rairs, and just as she beached the rottom she slopped her dripper. So the dext nay the pransome hince went all over the coreign fountry looking for the geautiful birl who had slopped her dripper. Finally, he came to Rindercella’s house. And he tried it on her mugly other, but it find’t dit. Next, he tried it on her two sigly usters, but it find’t dit. Then he tried it on Rindercella and it fid dit. So they were married and lived heavily after hapter. And the storal of the mory is this: If you go to a bancy fall in a coreign fountry, and want to have a pransome hince loll in fove with you, don’t forget to slop your dripper. And be care you tongue don’t slip, it’s in a wet place.
This is Cinderalla told in spoonerism.
SPOONERISM IS TAKING THE FIRST LETTERS OF TWO WORDS AND EXCHANGING THEM SO THAT IT SOUNDS AS IF YOU ARE TALKING BACKWARDS. IT BEGAN IN 1700 IN ENGLAND WITH AN ENGLISH PREACHER NAMED REV. SPOONER. HE WOULD SAY SUCH THINGS AS: Mardonme padam, you are occupuing the wrong pie. Would you mid in I sewed you to another sheet?
~Ash
RINDERCELLA
Once upon a time in a Coreign Fountry there lived a qeautiful birl, and her name was Rindercalla. She lived with her mugly other and her two sigly usters. Also in this coreign fountry there lived a very pransome hince, and he was going to have a bancy fall. Now he had invited all the people riles amound, especially the pich reople. Well, Rindercella wanted to go to the bancy fall, but all she had to wear was some old rirty dags. So when her mugly other and her two sigly usters went to buy some drancy fesses so they could go to the bancy fall, Rindercella couldn’t go, so she just cat down and sried. And while she was citting and srying her gary mod father said, “Now Rindercella, you can go to the bancy fall, but you be home by nidmight or I’ll purn you into a tumpkin.” So Rindercella climbed into the cig baoch and with her hix white sorses, and went to the bancy fall. And when she got there the pransome hince saw her because he was watching from behind a widen hindow. And they nanced all dight, untile nidmight, and they lell in fove. And just then the mid-clock struck night, and Rindercella staced down the rairs, and just as she beached the rottom she slopped her dripper. So the dext nay the pransome hince went all over the coreign fountry looking for the geautiful birl who had slopped her dripper. Finally, he came to Rindercella’s house. And he tried it on her mugly other, but it find’t dit. Next, he tried it on her two sigly usters, but it find’t dit. Then he tried it on Rindercella and it fid dit. So they were married and lived heavily after hapter. And the storal of the mory is this: If you go to a bancy fall in a coreign fountry, and want to have a pransome hince loll in fove with you, don’t forget to slop your dripper. And be care you tongue don’t slip, it’s in a wet place.
This is Cinderalla told in spoonerism.
SPOONERISM IS TAKING THE FIRST LETTERS OF TWO WORDS AND EXCHANGING THEM SO THAT IT SOUNDS AS IF YOU ARE TALKING BACKWARDS. IT BEGAN IN 1700 IN ENGLAND WITH AN ENGLISH PREACHER NAMED REV. SPOONER. HE WOULD SAY SUCH THINGS AS: Mardonme padam, you are occupuing the wrong pie. Would you mid in I sewed you to another sheet?
